Wednesday, August 1, 2007

My 3 not so welcome "friends"!

1. Hick on my nick! Yep,that's right everyone I got my very first hickey! After, being 28 yrs old,a wife and a mother of two kids I am sporting a skanky hick! I can't believe it. Terry has not kissed me ANY different and BAMM...it's there! I am freaking out a little. What do you do? What the hec makes them go away? Anywho,that's my new #1 friend now.......NOT!
2. Aunt flow has WAY over stayed her welcome! Lets just say 2 weeks is LONG enough! HELP!
3. "O'where,o'where has my little hair gone"? If I lose anymore hair I will be bald just in time for the reunion! Yippee,my new friend....baldness! Hey,Britney Spears is bald...right?
So,that is what my life is like right now. If anyone has ANY suggestions, I'll be so happy to listen! By the way, my photography blog is up and running if you want to check it out!
http://tiffphotography.blogspot.com

11 comments:

liufamily said...

Sounds like U-all need to SLOW down or you will have another kid on the way!!!

Tiffany said...

hahahahaha!:)

Alli Easley said...

Hey Tiff...did you get the Canon? I saw you got Mike's email, did that crap help you at all? You should call us.

Tiffany said...

Yes,it totally helped! tell him thanks again for me:)

Nichole said...

I love your openness!
Haven't had a hickey since high school so I don't know if I can help you out! Extra makeup?
"Aunt Flo" and the hair loss, two more joys of motherhood! I lost so much after my first baby that the doctor tested my thyroid. My only other advise is an IUD. I haven't seen "Aunt Flo" in months and I don't miss her at all!!

Tiffany said...

Nichole, that sounds so nice right now! I am ready to be done with "Flo"! The hair loss is crazzzzy! I can't believe how much is falling out! By the time I get boobs it's going to be time for a wig;)

Tiffany said...

By the way Nichole if I remember to bring my camera to Vegas I would love to take some shots of you and your girlies!

Mel said...

Wow, that was a lot of info!
Can't help with the hickey, never had one. Don't have periods, so can't help you there. I have way too much hair...so sorry, I am of no help!
Good luck though!

Tiffany said...

Thanks melissa!

Nichole said...

The girls need to get their pictures done again, I would love that!

-KJ said...

Just tell people you were wrestling with the vacuum hose and the vaccum won, or just say Ty did it! Does Terry know you posted that? ;)
As for the rest of that stuff, I have always been regular and my hair has been thin forever. Sometimes when we are prego our hair stays in the growing or dormant phases longer than normal so we actually feel like our hair is thicker. When we have our babies it kickes into the phase when is sheds. Everyone thinks they are losing more hair than normal, but they are really just losing the hair that they should have months before. Does that make sense? It took me a few months after I had my kids for it to kick in. I am pretty sure I still have the same amount of hair I had before I ever had kids. If it really doesn't stop in a few months you might want to ask a doctor. Maybe a vitamin will work.?? Lets just all get Jessica Simpson wigletts for the reunion!