My daughter embaressed me!!!
So, on Saturday Paige and I were at Target getting a few things. We were there for a while because I love to shop. Paige was starting to get a little fussy so I was starting to hurry. We were down the shampoo aisle and all of a sudden she let one go. And not just a short cute fart a LOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG one and that is no lie! I could not believe it! I mean where did that come from. I don't even do that! I felt my face get hot as I saw the other women cover their mouths trying not to laugh but they did anyways. There were all kinds of people laughing. And then to top it off Paige in her little dainty,girlie voice said" aaaoooo"(hopefully you know what that means-its what all kids say after something bad happens, I just don't know how to spell that). That it even made it worse! People thought that was way too cute. When I got home and told Terry about it he laughed forever and then said" at least it wasn't you" He's right at least it wasn't me.
16 comments:
thats too funny. i think kids always find a way to embarrass their parents. they dont know any better my mom said when i was little like 3 or so, i was grocery shopping with her and we passes by an african american family with small children and i pointed and said loudly "look mommy, monkeys!" what in the world? i think i would have just left the store and finished my shopping later i feel for my mom, now that would be embarrassing!
Mandy that is pretty funny! I said the word crap today and Paige copied! Better watch my language!
Mandy's story is definately embarassing! Yikes. I would be all about Albertsons.com everytime if that happened to me!
Kids always do stuff like that. I think I have gotten over bodily function noises because they are generally innocent! Why not laugh along with everyone else. If they say something, that is a different story! I am knocking on wood that it doesn't happen to me any time soon. Who knows what will fly out of Spencer's mouth. I am actually more worried about Olivia learning to talk! She might be her mother's daughter!
Did I spell the word embaress wrong? I'm sure I did. Sometimes I wonder if I really graduated H.S
Embarrass.
We decided when you are typing fast it doesn't count!
Tyler's new things is to go around saying, "Sucka!" to everyone. Yeah, it's a good thing we don't leave the house much!
Kjersten, you never say anything that you probably shouldn't! Come on now...
You liar, you know it was you.
:P
Yikes. My kids around my mouth is scary! I don't say naughty words (sometimes!), but crap and shut up (where I should say 'no way!') seem to slip out all the time! If they get my sarcasam and crudeness i am scared!
It probably was Tiff! Now that she has her intestines all straightened out ;)!!!
I love little kid stories. There is nothing you can do, but laugh really hard at times like this.
My grandma always blames them on barking spiders.
I will admit that while I was in labor with Paige I could not control any of that air/gas stuff. I was tooting a ton during labor! So glad I am sharing that with you. My legs were so numb from the shot that I could not help it and didn't even feel it. My mom,sister and Terry all heard.There was a point I just cried because I had no clue how to stop it. We ALL laugh now. Hopefully with this next one I won't be so full of air!!HaHA!!
Hi Tiffany!
My sister was on a blog site that had links to Tara Bingham's and I followed the links and found you! How is everything?
By the way, your story was hilarious!
Hey Nicole!!
How's it going? It was si nice to see you last year at the mall(that sounds so funny....last year!?!)I am excited to see everyone @ the reunion.
It was good to see you too! I go to the mall way to much!!
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